Jakbym się nie dowiedział

It does. I mean why else would you have two pairs of my shoes in your closet?

Or is it my feet? Or is it the little toe prints on my shoe?

Why don't you stroke it for me right now? I know this makes you want to stroke it.

Stroke it nice and hard for me. Make it nice and hard. Come on.

What is it? Is it the smell? You like the smell of these, don't you?